Twisted Links
& Stuff
Twisted Links
& Stuff
| We weren't sure
where these really belonged so we had to give them their own page. It's not that these aren't fun (they are), but they have a decidedly odd cast to them. We couldn't pass on them though. |
| First: Bubble Monkey Soap Lump ....right. It's not the soap itself, but the packaging. Would you like to know what it says? And I swear I'm not making any of this up; it's right there on the packaging! | |||
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| Go stinky monkey go -- Bubble up,
bubbly monkey!
Look here eyes on soap! I smell someone's monkey feet! Furry. Noisy. Sweet. Lump |
7 oz. of happy good odor
"Where are you going funny monkey?" "Yes, you are so shiny. Clean underpants welcome you!" How many fish do the oceans sleep? More than monkeys. |
Fun times for you and all Bubble
Monkeys!
When I was born I traveled to the light and squinted into the wonder. Bubble Monkeys just love fascinating scent combinations -- like a fresh bathroom breeze. Rub on and rinse! Let the suds go where they want! Squeaky clean monkeys make everyday happy! |
Scent breeze
Focus the nostrils to monkey fun holes for pleased flavor flaring. When the fish say hello, it's time to have the best, THE BEST! |
| Let the strange begin.... |
Penguin Poking: At this site you can poke a penguin. Yup. Weird but fun. www2.gamesville.lycos.com/html_poke/poke_penguin.htm |
Viking Kittens: This is the infamous Viking Kittens; two fuzzy little cuties with swords and horned helmets. The first video was snagged from Led Zeppelin. Now it appears the kittens are expanding their repetoire..... www.rathergood.com/vikings/ |
Star Trek on ice. Need we say more? members.aol.com/tellepath/stonicestream.html |
Peephenge. You know those sugary candies shaped like chicks (and other things) that come in wholly unnatural colors around Easter? Well, since they're not actually food anyway I guess it's okay to play with them. www.lordofthepeeps.com/peephenge/peephenge.html |
Escher - Ascending / Descending Trick photography? Yeah, but it's still cool. Escher's work done in Legos™. www.lipsons.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/escher/ascending.html |
Kikkoman An actual Japanese commercial for Kikkoman. Includes sex, violence & suicide; everything you'd usually expect in a soy sauce commercial. yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf |
 Kitty Hip HopSpeaking of kittens above, here's another animation -- featuring a rapping kitten. What makes it twisted? Check out the lyrics.... www.cs.fiu.edu/~flynnj/stupidflashanimations/kittyhiphop.swf |
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Your Silly Name This is worth a chuckle or two. We're Zippy and Lumpy Bananalips. The "Change-O-Chart 2000 is a bit limited in its scope, but it's still pretty funny. www.scholastic.com/captainunderpants/namechanger.htm |
| Spank
The Monkey Yet another one where you say, "Ooooo-kayyyyy". Click and hold on the object on the right side of the screen, then drag it quickly to the left. www.vectorlounge.com/04_amsterdam/jam/flamjam.html |
